We must first stress that playing with matches is a dangerous activity. Please take care not to burn the house down while deep frying turkeys or lighting up a chiminea full of gasoline-soaked scrap wood this holiday weekend. That being said, building and launching match rockets can be a fun activity for adults and kids alike, especially if you attempt to launch a bunch of them at once with a homemade multiple match rocket launcher and overdub the resulting video to the Marching Song of the Soviet Missile Forces. This short film is more or less the answer to the question of where all those cool Hot Wheels and Matchbox cars and trucks you had when you were a kid went.